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Fail: Mascots hanging on

The Clydesdales are noble and majestic and all, and tugging barrels of beer (or even of Budweiser) through city streets is an honorable profession. But this year¿s ad plucks at the heartstrings with all the subtlety of a toddler on a toy guitar. Really? A story borrowed from "War Horse"? And...