'Immortals' -- 1 1/2 stars

<b>R; 1:50 running time</b><br><br>
We will never know what it's like to live forever, but we can at least get a taste of what eternity feels like with "Immortals." The last time something this big and bloated moved this slowly was during the Ice Age. It's surprising the movie is so bad. It comes from Mark Canton and Gianni Nunnari, producers of the spirited "300," and was directed by the visionary Tarsem Singh. The difference is that both "300," based on the work of Frank Miller, and Singh's past movies, such as the magnificent "The Fall," had strong stories. This script has all the depth of a manhole cover. <br><br>Read the full <a href=http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/movies/sc-mov-1109-immortals-20111111,0,4586391.story>"Immortals" movie review</a>

R; 1:50 running time

We will never know what it's like to live forever, but we can at least get a taste of what eternity feels like with "Immortals." The last time something this big and bloated moved this slowly was during the Ice Age. It's surprising the movie is so bad. It comes from Mark Canton and Gianni Nunnari, producers of the spirited "300," and was directed by the visionary Tarsem Singh. The difference is that both "300," based on the work of Frank Miller, and Singh's past movies, such as the magnificent "The Fall," had strong stories. This script has all the depth of a manhole cover.

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'Immortals' -- 1 1/2 stars

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