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'Piranha 3D' -- 2 stars

R; 1:22 running time "Piranha 3D," the film that asks the question "How do you like your humans filleted?" and answers "In large numbers, please," is trying so hard for the laughs and the allusions amid all the gore, and endless bloodbath of bare naked ladies, that it completely forgets t