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Merle: "You know me I'm gonna do whatever I gotta do to prove that my loyalty is to this town!"
Merle: "Hey we both took our licks, man!" Daryl: "Jackass!" Merle: "Hey shut up!"
Merle: "Aww yeah man, he is a charmer, I gotta tell you that. Been putting the wood to your girlfriend, Andrea, big time baby. UUUUnnnnnggggghhhhhh!"
Merle: "Her and blondie spent all winter, cuddling up in the forest. Mmm-mmm-mmm. Yeah. My Nubian queen here had two pet walkers. No arms, cut off the jaws, kept them in chains. Kind of ironic now that I think about it."
Merle: "Snug as two little bugs. So what you gonna do now sheriff? Huh? Trial by a bunch of liars, thugs and cowards? Oh man, look at this, pathetic! All these guns and no bullets in me!? Shut up yourselves bunch of pussies...! (THUMP) Rick: "Asshole."
Tyreese: "It's getting worse out there. Dead are everywhere. It's only making the living, less like the living."
Tyreese: "I must be the first brother in history to break into prison." Axel: "Makes me the first white boy that didn't want to break out."
Daryl: "So you're gonna cut Merle loose and bring The Last Samurai home with us?"
Allen: "This would be easy. A little kid, a woman, a girl and a one-legged old man!"
Governor: "Those people have had it easy! Barbecues and picnics... that ends now." (I guess he has no interest in a second-term as Woodbury Social Gathering Coordinator)
Governor (to Andrea): "You're just a visitor here, just passing through, so why should i tell you?"
Rick: "He had Daryl and Merle pitted against each other, crowd cheering for them to fight to the death. What kind of a sick mind does that?" Hershel: "The kind this world creates..."
Hershel: "You're like my own son, Glenn."
Sasha: "It's like Ten Little Indians out there!"
Hershel (to Rick): "You've got to start giving people a chance!"
Winner: Merle, and he will be every single episode he appears in.
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