Miserable Michonne

At first Michonne's tough-gal act was so cool. But now that they're in Woodberry with no imminent danger, I'm getting kind of sick of her glowering at everything and everyone. Hey Michonne it takes 48 muscles to frown and 12 muscles to smile or something I read on WebMD so why not just walk around with a big sh*t eating grin?

Quote board

Axl: "We can't live in that place another minute, you follow me? All the bodies, people we knew. Blood, brains everywhere. There's ghosts!"

Axl: "You're trying to prove a point, you proved it bro!"

Oscar: "These were good guys! Good guys who had our backs against the really bad dudes in the joint."

Glenn: "Axl seems a little unstable."

Rick: "I don't want to be planting crops in walker rotted soil."

Merle: "How come we never hooked up?" Andrea: "You called me a whore and a rug muncher." Merle: "Got a way with words, don't I?"

T-Dog: "This is God's plan, he'll take care of me, always has. He's gonna help me lead you out of these tombs."

Rick: "Somebody is playing games!"

Maggie: "She's fine. C'mere, let's get your pants off."

Lori: "Carl, baby I don't want you to be scared, OK? This is what I want, this is right. Now you take care of your daddy for me all right? And your little brother or sister, you take care of them. You are gonna be fine, you are gonna beat this world, I know you will. You are smart and you are strong and you are so brave, and I love you."

Lori: "You gotta do what's right baby, promise me you'll always do what's right. It's so easy to do the wrong thing in this world, so if it feels wrong don't do it. If it feels easy don't do it. Don't let the world spoil you. You're so good. My sweet boy. The best thing I ever did, I love you."

Winner: Andrea

What everyone is up to

Rick: Becoming overwhelmed by emotions. Warming up to the prisoners. Telling stories about his days as a copper.

Lori: Delivering a heartfelt soliloquy, then delivering a child, and then being granted deliverance from this hell on earth.

Carl: Experiencing the most traumatic 30 minutes of his young life: watching his mother go through prelabor, then watching her tummy cut open to pull out his new sibling, then putting a bullet in her head.

Glenn: Boffing in the guard tower. Killing zombies.