Do you want to be that guy? Or one of the women that follows him around and fights with the other media whores?
If so, audition to be the next "Bachelor" or "Bachelorette" this Thursday at the Greene Turtle in McHenry Row from 5 p.m. to 9 p.m.
The only requirement is your age: 21 years or older.
Don't worry if you are of below average intelligence, have no personality or an annoying voice -- ABC's producers don't discriminate.
(Well, at least not on things that you can change.) We'd love to see a Baltimore hipster as the next Bachelor.
While this season of "The Bachelorette" lacked exotic adventures, we're sure the producers will pick it back up with helicopters and things involving helmets for the next season of "The Bachelor" (as long as he doesn't have a kid too).