In Detour A, married football couple Amani (left) and Marcus must deliver assorted seafood to venders in Panama's largest fish market in order to receive the next clue.

In Detour A, married football couple Amani (left) and Marcus must deliver assorted seafood to venders in Panama's largest fish market in order to receive the next clue. (CBS)

Remember last week? When there were waffles? And some cars and boats, but mostly waffles!? Now there are four teams racing to the finale, and this week I get to introduce you to the friendliest taxi drivers in the world.

First, we must bid farewell to Atomium, the centerpiece of the 1958 World’s Fair. The teams got to sleep in little pods inside Atomium, and that is basically awesome.

Teams leave Atomium in the middle of the night with a box of costumes. They have to wear black suits, skinny ties, moustaches and bowler hats. It’s a great look for everyone.

They are dressed like characters from the Belgian comic Tintin, but they don’t know that. The task is to figure out who they are, then meet up with a Tin Tin actor for the next clue. 

The answer comes easily to everyone but the Snowboarders, who think they might be Charlie Chaplin. Um, wrong moustache. And by the way, the sight of four Racers in matching suits strolling down the street, carting their belongings in a hobo sack tied to a stick, is on of my favorite sights so far.

Everyone gets on the same train and airplane to Panama. Panama is famous for its canal, and probably lots of other stuff, right? I bet they are now famous for their cab drivers. 

The teams get a second amazing overnight at a village far off the grid, each individual in a hammock with mosquito netting. As Ernie would say, “Just like at home.” 

In the morning, they are given fake tattoos with the words “San Francisco Bay” written inside. If I were on the Race, I would have gone straight to the airport, screaming “America!” the whole way. Luckily, none of these people are me, and they figure out it’s a San Francisco Bay building in Panama.

Don’t you wonder if someone would really go that far off course? Like, they’re at an airport buying tickets for the completely wrong country? The producers would call the cameraman once they landed and say, “You’re eliminated, good luck getting back.”

The most non-Race-threatening fear of heights ever 

The Roadblock is to tightrope walk between two buildings, 35 stories up. Sure, there are harnesses to grasp with your hands, but the feet have only a single rope to walk on. The clue designates which partner has to do it, to even up to score, and Sandy takes it for her team. 

Guess what? Sandy is afraid of heights. You remember in the past, someone with a fear of heights would stand at the top of something high and freak out? They would wait, and think, and breathe, and panic, and scream, while everyone else passed them? Sandy says, “I’m afraid of heights,” then she walks straight across and back.

I applaud your bravery, Sandy, but you’re too mentally tough to play the fear of heights card ever again.

Snowboarder Quote of the Week

While standing on the tightrope above Tommy, Andy says, “Hey, low five!” and holds out his foot to slap Tommy’s hand.

The hive mind of the cab driver

The clue from the Roadblock leads to a statue. Jeremy and Sandy get directions from a man on the street, who tells their cab driver. The other three cab drivers listen in. Since they’ll all end up at the same place, they might as well figure out how to get there together!

Is there anything those hands can’t do?

Next up is the Detour — either make a pair of sandals out of one piece of leather and some laces, or go to a fish market and deliver assorted fish to assorted vendors. The Snowboarders make shoes like they churn butter: quickly and effortlessly. They finish the task while the Ernie/Cindy and Jeremy/Sandy teams struggle.

She really loves fish