Last week, teams raced to Abu Dhabi, where it was hot. I decided to cheer for the Bunny Wives, and they came in last place. But they were saved by a non-elimination round. What will happen tonight?
Still in Abu Dhabi, teams have to drive themselves to some sand dunes. But first! Remember the bag of Viking coins that they dug up in Norway? If they arrange the coins in the order that they’re stenciled on the bag, and then turn them over, they’ll have the numeric code to unlock their car.
Do you know who already cracked the code? Overachieving Dater Amy, of course. The Pinks and the Bunny Wives are the only teams to struggle, but it doesn’t take them long. Oh, and the Bunnies are now calling themselves Ninjas.
Sand Dune Life Skill
Teams have to drive a dune buggy through the actual sand dunes, following flags to a clue box. The Afghanimals and the Marrieds drive the course at the same time, but the Marrieds get stuck in the sand. Travis reverses the buggy and they make their way to the clue.
The Daters finish as the Exes start driving, both teams do fine
Then the Ninja Wives and the Pink Ice girls get there at the same time, and the Ninjas get stuck in a very un-Ninja-like fashion. The Pinks pass them, and Ally shouts, “All those years at Pismo Dunes paid off!"
The Ninja wives churn up a beautiful fountain of sand as they drive themselves deeper. They try to dig out with their hands, but it doesn’t work. I don’t know if they tried to reverse, but eventually a worker comes out to tell them that they’ve burned out the clutch and they have to switch vehicles. Things are not looking good for the ninjas.
The Detour choices are: Wedding Guests, where they prepare a traditional ceremonial dish by selecting and preparing ingredients, then delivering them to a cooking station and serving wedding guests; or Beauty Contest, where they select a well-bred camel and dress it up and present it to judges
The Afghanimals choose the feast because Leo owns a restaurant/bar and he loves to chop things.
Camel selection is difficult, because they have to check for long whiskers, straight legs and good toes. “He knows he’s hot,” says Tim about one camel. The camel proceeds to kick him in the shin. They dress the camel anyway and present it to the judges, who say he is not beautiful
The Daters arrive at the camels. Amy has been Miss Teen Rhode Island and Miss Rhode Island, so she knows her way around a beauty pageant. She knows pretty. Unfortunately, the camel they choose is uncooperative and lays down in the dirt in front of the judges, getting its finery all dusty. Their camel is rejected
The Exes dress another camel. As they slip on the muzzle, Marie tells Tim, “I bet you wish you had one of these for me.” They take their second camel to the judges, and they pass! The Daters also pass with their second camel
The Pinks also choose the camel option, because, “We’re really good at makeup and hair.” They choose a good camel and sashay it over to the judges. When they pass, they emit shrieks that these Afghan men have probably never heard before, at least regarding camels
The Switching of Detours
The Exes finish with the camel while the Afghanimals were still chopping. Next they have to find a clue in a tower, and for some reason they fail to see the tower in front of their faces, so they run around the area. They run into the Afghanimals, actually, who realize that they’ve been spending too much time chopping chickens and vegetables. So, they switch! Jamal gets kicked by a camel, but they pass
The Ninja wives initially choose the camel option, but they get there at the same time as the Pinks and they don’t like the look of things. They decide to switch to the food because they don’t want their Race survival to depend on animals
Marrieds Travis and Nicole have to use their Express Pass this leg, so they walk right up to the Detour clue guy and say “hand it over.” They skip the Detour and go straight to the tower clue and Double U-Turn mat.