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'Snooki and JWOWW' recap: 'Sitting Alone in a Hotel Room Sucks'

This episode picked up right where they left off last week, with Snooks crying on the phone to Papa Polizzi, who is trying to comfort her and talk some sense into her simultaneously.

The episode follows suit in being pretty serious and sad, and not very comical this week.

There was a part of me that felt empathy for Snooki at that moment when she said she had realized her priorities had completely changed, and is not used to feeling left out. 

On the other hand, the other three girls on the trip still went out to the club and had a blast despite feeling bad for leaving Snooki all alone in the hotel room. I empathized with them too, because they are all still so young and NOT pregnant, and agreed that being pregnant did not have to mean being miserable.

From there the episode tends to revolve around the drama between Jenni and Roger. She calls him from Cancun to say they are coming home a day early and wants to see him tonight when she gets home. He says he and Jionni have plans to go out, and he is not going to cancel them because she’s coming home early. Jenni screams and cries and hangs up. 

She continues to be upset and says that he always flakes on her, but the way it was edited for the episode make it seem like Roger had plans, she decided to come home early, he kept said plans — which makes perfect sense to me.

They get home ... they fight more that night and the next day. My issue with their fighting is that he plays dirty. Whether he means it or not, he says the things that he knows will hurt her the most, and that is not cool. It can’t be all bad, anyone who follows Twitter and celebrity magazines knows they are still together.

The only funny part in the episode for me was when Snooki and JWOWW get home from the trip and the call Jionni and his voice message is him and Roger on it doing their guy-version of the girls answering machine message, even ended with a "Later bitches!!" I cracked up.

When Roger and Jenni duke it out at the end, he tells her, “You are the most insecure person I have ever met" and "You should go back and be with Tom [the ex], at least you two treated each other equally." Definition: You are insecure, he was insecure, you could be crazy insecure together.

Although part of it may be true. To tell your girl that she belongs to be with such a piece of s--- like her ex is never a nice thing to say, and will sure as hell give your girl a complex — if she doesn’t have a bad enough one already.

Their fight ends with Jenni crying and saying :The problem is that I genuinely missed you, and now I don’t and that’s a problem." Roger-that.

Amongst the fighting, Snooki is there for Jenni despite their fight in Cancun, and she goes to cooking class with her where they make pasta and talk about how dough can look like an uncircumcised penis, and Jenni smacks Snooki in the face with it. Quite hilarious I must say. Now THAT is a good friend.

When they get home from cooking class, they decide to do some cyberstalking of their men and pull up what I’m assuming was Twitter. They see pictures of them surrounded by girls and one of them actually commented "Jionni said he liked me dress" which a guy should NEVER say to  a female he does not know when out with the boys. NEVER. [Guys – take notes!]

Snooki calls him back all upset and asks him again if he met any girls, he still says "No" and she tells him she saw the pictures and the comments.  He denies the whole thing as he did before, saying "No one even came up to us." Photos don’t lie, Jionni. You’re caught.

 She starts crying and says that maybe he’s not ready to be engaged and be a family, and he shoots back at her, “Maybe you’re not ready [to be a mom and wife].” That thought immediately brought her to tears and she hung up on him.

Looks to me like the whole gang is in the dog house. I predict next week will involve some making up (hopefully!) and some comedy! I can’t take this much emotional drama every week— sheesh!

Things I Learned on this episode of "Snooki And JWOWW":

At 14 weeks of pregnancy, the baby can "grimace" among other things.

Pasta dough when rolled into a tube looks like an uncircumcised penis. I Googled it! WARNING; DO NOT DO IT, YOU WILL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE.

Agree with me or agree to disagree with me, let me know @KT_HUTCH !

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