This episode's title couldn't be more accurate. Snooki was a complete hormonal b-----.
Granted I feel guilty talking about a fellow female in her pregnant state, but she definitely was a bit more uptight compared to her former crazy party-girl self.
JWOWW takes her two pups, Bella and Noel to K9garten to get some obedience training so that they stop peeing and pooping all over their new apartment.
While checking out the place, Snooki reveals that she went to school to be a vet tech and wants to use her schooling, so she volunteers to play with the small dogs.
When she comes back in what seems like a day or two, I died laughing, and my dog went berserk while we watched her down on her knees and a wave of what she called "jumpers" were let into the play pen.
A couple of heavy-weight 10-pounders jumped all over her, trying to eat her face, and she struggled and ended up being protected by none other than Mia Bella, who she thought hated her. Now she realized her and the pups have become best b____es!
The next day, the girls head to the nail salon and Jenni tells the nail lady that Nicole is "knocked up" and her meatball sidekick gets so offended and insists she never say that again and should refer to her as the "P-word." I'll take "Prissy" for 500, Alex.
Jenni heads to a cooking class to learn to cook organic food and makes a friend named Ashley. Guess who gets jealous and throws a tantrum? Yep, Snooks to the rescue with a fifth-grade version of "No -- MY friend."
Out at the only good club in Jersey City, Powerhouse, the two roomies and Jenni's new friend grab drinks, talk about engagements, and get run out by a creeper who tries to buy them a round while mouth-molesting his drinking straw.
Snooki was afraid for her life and that of her unborn child until she looked to her left to find her large and in-charge roommate who was ready to kick some ass and take names. "I'll stab him in the eye if I have to."
The episode ends when the phone rings off the hook the next morning and turns out to be a very enraged Roger.
Upon picking up the phone, he goes off on Jenni about her lying, and her father lying, and how important honesty is to him. Just when Jenni tries to defend herself and find out what the hell he is talking about -- he blurts out that he heard on the radio that she is being sued.
JWOWW is in immediate disbelief and swears that she knows nothing about this but Roger refuses to believe her.
The curtains close when Jenni starts crying on the phone with Roger as he continues on, and by the looks of next week's sneak peak, it doesn't seem to look much brighter.
Things I learned on this episode of “Snooki And JWOWW”
There may or may not be carbs in Pellegrino ... carbonated water, get it? Ha!
Snooki and JWOWW have cheated on almost everyone they've been in a long-term relationship with in the past. TWINS!
EVERYONE in the tristate has a gay Joey, even K9garten. So jealous!
As theme says over and over and over again ... I don't care, I love it, I love it!
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