You won't be able to watch all of the Olympics. Believe us, we've tried. Unless you're hunkered down in some ready-for-the-apocalypse bunker (with electricity/cable), there's just way too much programming for a busy person to handle. Which is why we'd like to walk you through some of the best (and most, um, interesting) TV highlights for the summer games (all times are for Comcast viewers in Baltimore city). We've left some spaces on our schedule for any Olympics watching party you'd like to have. We'll bring the chips and dip.