Who says something like that? 1966 Weight Watchers Betty, that's who.
Don vs. Michael Ginsberg
But there's real tension there. On a weekend, Don is in the office, striving to drum up some new ideas in that stressed brain of his. He walks into the Creative office and spots some proposals for the new Sno Ball account (check: sort-of Baltimore reference) and is impressed with Michael's ideas of cops and other hated people getting hit in the face.
Don seems to think he has a better idea, involving the devil and hell (Sno Ball's chance in hell, after all. That Don is super-innovative) and decides to show Michael that he's the boss and, of course, he's not threatened AT ALL by his underling's creativity.
Don's Sno Ball idea is no Kodak Carousel (like, at all), but he ends up pitching his devil idea because -- oops! -- he leaves Michael's sketches in the cab on the way to the meeting.
Sno Ball loves the devil idea, but when Michael learns what Don did he sulks and later confronts him in the elevator about it (a ballsy move I didn't expect from Michael).
"I feel bad for you," Michael says to Don, hitting the nail on the insecure head.
"I don't think about you at all," Don responds, which, yes, was badass, but really unfair and mean. Michael has had all the good ideas recently and this is how the boss treats him? It's all very sad. The solution is for Don to recapture the magic ideas he once had, but perhaps he's feeling lost without Megan by his side to play-act, Heinz beans-style?
I'm kind of thinking SCDP is about to lose Ginsberg. And that Don wouldn't really care.
Roger Sterling vs. women vs. Jewish people
How many Jewish stereotypes does Roger have in him? What better way to find out than have Manischewitz approach SCDP with a plan to sell wine to the mass market, or "the normal people," as Roger says.
Roger brings in Michael for help (of course) who tells Roger, "You assume I'm Jewish." Oh, Michael.
Roger says the supposed wine will be "cheap -- surprise! -- but impactful."
Roger Sterling: not coming soon to the Catskills.
To get the full on Hebraic approach this account calls for, apparently, Bert Cooper tells Roger to bring his "Semitic wife" along on a dinner with the client. That would be Jane. Roger tells Bert that they are divorcing.
"Already?" Bert replies, reflecting the thoughts of everyone who watches the show.
Before the dinner, Peggy finds out that Roger asks Ginsberg for help instead of her. And, shocker, Peggy is just as pissed as she's been throughout the season. Side note: Exactly how many times has Peggy said something genuinely nice this season? Or smiled?
After Jane agrees to the faux-happy-couple dinner since Roger says he'll buy her a new apartment (hey, sure), they go to check out Jane's new apartment. And Roger Sterling, being Roger Sterling, basically forces himself on her.
Reminder to everyone: When you enter a room with Roger Sterling, expect your clothes to be removed within a minute. It's just the law.
Jane has after-Sterling-sex remorse, of course."You ruined this. You get everything you want and you still had to do this," she says.
Chill, Jane. You got a new apartment.
Pete vs. his desires
Let's finally check back in with Pete, who's still pining after probably-still-suicidal Beth, the wife of his creepy train friend, Howard.
You see, Pete spends the whole episode thinking he has lined up a really awesome piece in a magazine that's set to profile "hip agencies," which would be really ironic for SCDP since the hippest thing they've done this season is an ad for Heinz beans and almost meeting the Rolling Stones.
Pete fantasizes that Beth will read this ad, show up at his office wearing a fur coat (and a smile) and seducing him in his office. Rory Gilmore, cover up! I was not ready to almost see your boobs.
The piece is written, but doesn't mention SCDP. Pete is left to be super-depressed and hanging with Howard on the train, who talks about spending Thanksgiving with "his girl" and balancing that with spending the holiday with his wife.
"Why don't you spend Thanksiving with her and I'll go home and screw your wife," Pete says to Howard, who laughs it up as a joke.
"Good luck with that," Howard says.
Pete Campbell suicide watch begins now.