This is basically prom if the detention kids ran it, sponsored by Hot Topic. It's also possibly the slowest samba ever recorded. And yet, Wynonna still manages to lose her place more than once.
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Carrie Ann says "You know I love you" but then she says she didn't see it this week. Len says she's like "Mount Rushmore. . . Looks magnificent but doesn't move." Len says he knows how hard it is to get out there and Wynonna snottily interjects, "No you don't." Bruno was disappointed as well.
Scores: Carrie Ann: 5; Len: 5; Bruno: 5
It really was that terrible. I hope her fans don't vote for her. It would be a mercy elimination. She's not good and she looks like she's stopped having fun.
Sean Lowe & Peta Murgatroyd
Cha Cha Cha
Sean went to prom in 2002. I feel ancient. Also: Peta should ask Kym who does her hair color. Kym had that super-platinum-pro-ballroom-dancer-blonde when she started and she's softened it to a more flattering honey color now.
Peta says sometimes Sean can be awkward but that he works really hard. Peta's first prom was terrible, apparently. Oh, her date had a girlfriend. And it sounds like she didn't know that beforehand. Awkward.
The troupe is helping them out by being the other parts of the Village People for the beginning of the Y.M.C.A. routine. Sean is the construction worker and Peta is the "Indian." Oh, dear. This is perhaps a new level of cultural insensitivity for this show.
The dancing: Peta is trying her hardest - her costume is tiny and her dancing is lively and distracting. But Sean is, as your guest recapper from last week Diane Trap said to me, "More lunk than hunk."