There's then a montage of Ingo hurting his hamstring, his back, his back and there's jokes about how much fun it is getting old. Ingo's ancient at 42, you see.
 
And sure, enough, Ingo rides onto the dance floor on a motorcycle. I wonder if his fantasy included a sparkly helmet? He quickly divests Kym of her prom queen sash and flowers and they start dancing to "Another One Bites the Dust."
 
This may  sound like a weird thing to say, but I like watching Ingo's shoulders move as he's strutting down the dance floor. The routine ends with Kym draped over the motorcycle and Tom comments on her limberness.
 
I know Carrie Ann is just scratching her face with her middle finger, but it totally looks like she's doing some surreptitious bird flipping. She compliments Ingo's power, but tells him he needs to strengthen his core. Len liked the attack, but mentions Ingo's posture as well. Bruno wants "refinement in the shapes."  The judges clearly think Ingo has potential or they wouldn't be giving him such specific critiques.
 
Ingo gives a 50th birthday shout out for General Hospital and its fans.
 
Scores: Carrie Ann: 7; Len: 7; Bruno: 7
 
Lisa Vanderpump & Gleb Savchenko
Viennese Waltz
 
Lisa and Gleb talk about their lack of votes. Lisa says she's got about 600,000 followers on Twitter and Gleb says he only has "6." So they post some shirtless pics of him and he's up to 70,000, with Giggy monitoring the account.
 
They're dancing to "I Have Nothing" and that's such a prom song in its '80s Lite-FM way.  This is a graceful looking routine, suitable for the Woman of a Certain Age that I'm sure Lisa would hate to be called.