Sarah ("Praying Mantis"), 28 -- she acts more 18 than 28. We hope your father has no idea you are on this show.
Kalon ("Butt Chin"), 27 -- we appreciate his loyalty to Lindzi, though he's still a moron in life.
Jaclyn ("Muppet"), 27 -- it's cute that you like Ed. Both of your brains combined roughly equal that of a 10-year-old.
Ed ("Adam Corolla"), 32 -- this may be Ed's first sober episode.
Rachel ("Snaggle Tooth"), 27 -- not one scene on camera this week, but judging from the previews, looks like things are heating up with her and Michael next week.
Erica ("Plastic Princess"), 29 -- we previously listed her as 31 (she looks 31+), but just noticed a "29" next to her name. Is this one of those "it's my third 29th birthday" things?
Lindzi ("Horse Girl"), 27 -- she's like an attractive wart on Kalon's arm -- she's always stuck to him, but doesn't hurt or help his situation.
Michael ("Puppy"), 28 -- he's like the dad of the house.
Just send these guys home, we still don't know a thing about them:
Nick, 27 -- Ashley the dentist dumped him on"The Bachelorette"for being too reserved
Tony, 31 -- previously known as Woody, Emily dumped him early on after he cried about missing his kid.