Lt. Dan (Chris B.), 25 -- Emily dumped him on "The Bachelorette"
Horse Girl (Lindzi), 27 -- she dodged the bullet in Ben's season of "The Bachelor"
Muppet (Jaclyn), 27 -- dumped by Ben early on. May or may not be bisexual.
Butt Chin (Kalon), 27 -- dumped by Emily after he referred to her daughter as baggage.
Twins (Erica T. & Brittany), 22 -- These ladies are playing as one contestant. Does that mean they have to hook up with the same guy?
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(Nick), 27 -- Ashley the dentist dumped him on "The Bachelorette" for being too reserved.
(Ed), 32 -- won Jillian's season of 'The Bachelorette," got engaged and then cheated on her.
(Sarah), 28 -- dumped by Brad on his first time around when she couldn't tell the difference between him and his twin brother.
(Ryan), 32 -- dumped by DeAnna on the Bachelorette, most likely because he was a 28-year-old virgin. He is now a 32-year-old virgin. He also doesn't drink.
(Reid), 33 -- rejected twice by Jillian, first as the runner up on "The Bachelorette," then again after the show.
(Tony), 31 -- previously known as Woody, Emily dumped him early on after he cried about missing his kid.
(Blakeley), 34 -- previously known as "Vivian Ward," Ben dumped her old ass on "The Bachelor."
(Jamie), 25 -- previously known as "Party of Five," Ben dumped her on "The Bachelor" after she jumped on top of him.
(Michael), 28 -- dumped by Jillian on "The Bachelorette," then by Holly on "The Bachelor Pad." He won last year's "Bachelor Pad." Everyone loves him, but he's too nice for his own good.
(Donna), 22 -- the "Bachelor"/"Bachelorette" veterans targeted the fans on this elimination round. Donna made the cut because of her banging body.
(David), 28 -- bad strategist and can't count. You'll be gone in the next episode.