2014 summer TV's guiltiest pleasures [Pictures]
You can watch "good" summer TV. Or you can watch these. -- By Jordan Bartel, The Baltimore Sun
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'Return to Amish,' TLC( TLC / June 9, 2014 )
Airing: Now. 9 p.m. Sundays
What to expect: The OG cast of "Breaking Amish" returns for a third outing, this time, as the title suggests, returning home. Expected dramas resume, notably revolving around Abe (pictured, with an axe that may or may not be Amish-made) and his wife, Rebecca, who is pregnant again. By far, our favorite cast member is Abe's no-nonsense but loving mother, Mary, who enjoys vodka and canned meat in equal measure.
Guilty rating (out of 10): 7. The show has faced criticism for not being authentic (shocker for a reality show!), but these folks are too weirdly interesting to ignore. Bonus: frequent use of archaic Pennsylvanian German words!