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'Dancing with the Stars' recap, Alfonso toughs it out

Nobody was happy with their scores last week, including poor Witney Carson, who was stuck with Michael Waltrip's straight 5s.

Alan "Voice of the Balls" Dedicoat introduces us to tonight's guest performer and judge Pitbull. It is agreed upon in my living room that Pitbull's sex appeal might be about 63% due to his sunglasses.

Leah Remini is our guest co-host tonight, due to Erin Andrews' commitments with Fox and the World Series.

The first couple to be announced safe are Tommy & Peta. Peta is shocked and screaming, "What?" Val & Janel are in jeopardy, as are Jonathan & Alison.

Jonathan Bennett & Allison Holker, Jazz

They're both wearing black suits, because they're dancing to Pitbull's song from "Men in Black III." I have to say, I'm impressed that Allison is wearing a real suit and not some "sexy" version of a suit. She's also wearing what I think might genuinely be jazz shoes.

Julianne Hough says it's the first time she's really seen Jonathan DANCE and it was great. Bruno Tonioli says...

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'Gotham' recap, 'Viper'

Another day, another mass panic in Gotham. 

In the episode titled “Viper,” Stan Potolsky, a biochemist with the heart of an evil philosopher, unleashed a potent drug on Gotham. Viper induced euphoria and super human strength, followed by a crushing withdrawal — literally. 

If only the special effects lived up to the drug’s effect. The sudden morph into snake-like green eyes and silver skin isn’t what vexed me. How cheesy was the first druggie getting squashed like a cardboard box under the ATM?

If last week’s episode was the high, this week was the crash from coming down.

The episode’s most glaring flaw was its clichéd writing. “God help us if that drug gets out,” James Gordon says to Harvey Bullock. The next scene shows Potolsky passing out vials of the drug like it’s Halloween candy. Who didn’t see that one coming? 

The scene where Carmine Falcone overheard Fish Mooney’s fembot was another misstep that felt oddly paced. Falcone was too eager to chat to the crooner and reveal his life...

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'Real Housewives of New Jersey' season finale recap, 'Judgement Day'

After this season's finale of "Real Housewives of New Jersey," it's safe to say I have never witnessed a "Housewives" finale that was so emotional yet very boring.

The episode begins with Teresa G. walking into her Oct. 2 court case. She eventually finds out she is going to jail for 15 months, which sets a depressing tone. The episode then cuts back to six months prior.

Melissa brings her kids over to play with Teresa G.’s kids. They both emphasize to their kids how it is important that they support each other.

Dina is finalizing plans for her Project Ladybug event. The Twins' friend, Abbey, lets Dina hold the event at her lavish, 31,000-square-foot mansion. Yes, 31,000 square feet. I’m pretty sure that is the size of the Duggars’ home. However, they have 19 kids.

Dina is worried there will be drama at the charity event, which is understandable. According to "Housewife" history, whenever there is a charity event, usually a weave is pulled or someone is chased down. Her fears are very...

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'The Walking Dead' recap: Survivors taste good

Poor Bob. Poor, poor Bob.

It's not often that one of the side characters on "The Walking Dead" gets a nice moment. Usually, all the joy, relief, laughter and romance are reserved for Rick, Daryl, Michonne or a select few other favorite characters. The rest are generally zombie chow.

But in "Strangers," things seemed to be going well for Bob (Lawrence Gilliard, Jr.), the former army medic who has battled his demons in the past, but seemed to have at long last found love with Sasha (Sonequa Martin-Green). Suddenly, Bob was everywhere this episode, smiling and smooching and looking like the love in his heart was enough to fight back the apocalypse around him.

We should have known that he was about to get Mrs. Landingham-ed.

For those who didn't watch "The West Wing," Mrs. Landingham was the president's executive secretary, who was little more than a witty addition to scenes until suddenly in the second season episode "18th and Potomac" she was given her own subplot. Things were seemingly...

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'Homeland' recap: Uncovering conspiracy is 'game changer'

A terrorist supposedly assassinated in an airstrike turns out to be alive – and likely plotting an attack on Americans – in Episode 404 (“Iron in the Fire”) of Showtime’s espionage thriller “Homeland.”

A secret informant identified Taliban leader Haissam Haqqani (Numan Acar) as being inside a Pakistani farmhouse before U.S. missiles struck. But instead of eliminating Haqqani, the attack killed 40 people at a wedding party.

Along with igniting an international crisis, this tragedy prompted the brutal murder of Sandy Bachman (Corey Stoll), CIA station chief in Islamabad. A mob directed by Pakistan’s Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI) agency stomped Sandy to death in the street.

CIA analyst Fara Sharazi (Nazanin Boniadi) spots Haqqani while tailing his nephew Aayan Ibrahim (Suraj Sharma), the airstrike’s lone survivor. Aayan hands over prescription medications to Haqqani as Fara records the scene on her cellphone.

“We may have a game changer here,” exclaims Carrie Mathison (Claire Danes),...

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'Scandal' recap: 'Like Father, Like Daughter'

Jake is up to something and given the fact that Rowan Pope flat out threatened his life last episode, this can't mean anything good.

Before heading over to Olivia’s house for dinner, Jake tests out some explosives on a car.

Dun dun dun.   In the middle of dinner, Liv gets a call and rushes out to a college party. After a bit of searching she finds the person she’s looking for: Fitz and Mellie’s daughter, Karen. She’s slung over a bed in her underwear, puking. Olivia instructs Quinn to call Cyrus’s “black” line.

Cyrus is busy ruining his life, one romp with Michael at a time. They are engaging in a little pillow talk when he gets the call from Olivia. He’s curious as to how this happened, but Liv is more concerned about the dozens of kids with smart phones who are partying right outside.   She calls Huck and has him shut down the cell phone service at that address and honestly, how many of us wish we’d had Huck in our lives during college? Quinn finds a fire escape and they half-carry Karen...

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