Psychic predictions for Baltimore in 2013 [Pictures]
Who knows what 2013 holds in store for Baltimore and some of its most well-known figures? While no one can be absolutely sure, we put our faith in a panel of psychic advisers to tell us what will happen to Michael Phelps, John Waters, Stephanie Rawlings-Blake and other Baltimore notables.
Angela Devoti, whose second-sight goes back generations in her family, handled the psychic readings. Farida Shourbaji, a mystic of sorts, looked to the stars to foresee their futures. And Lexie Mountain, whose real name is Lexie Macchi, read their tarot cards. These part-time experts peered into the fog of the future, and reported back with their findings. From the looks of it, 2013 could be as fruitful as 2012 for some of Baltimore's biggest news makers.
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Farida Shourbaji: Lucky Jupiter waits for the off season to bless Flacco with plenty of sexy offers -- and yes, an even sexier new contract!
Lexie Mountain: Good news: The Ravens are going to the Superbowl! If not this post-season, than after 2013. I promise. Flacco will have to use his brains, whether or not he is actively playing at the time. Joe: less time picking out your "Flacco's Favorites" for Pizza Hut, more time sharpening your mind, OK?
Angela Devoti: "Lift up those legs!" Sheila Dixon shrieks, swatting at Flacco's kneecaps with a thin cane. "Straighten your back, Joe!" Dixon's mentoring, which involves both verbal and physical abuse, helps Flacco more than any quarterbacks coach ever could. He finally realizes his full potential, and Ravens fans are forever grateful.