Merle: "Is that what your new friends taught you? Hmm? How to loot for booty?"
Andrea: "Milton I want you to give me a specific answer to a specific question. Where's the Governor?"
Axel: "I hope nothing happens. Guns scare the bejeezus out of me."
Axel: "You quite a lady!"
Merle: "Whoa, take it easy little buddy. I'm just trying to have a little fun here. No need to get your panties all in a bundle!"
Merle: "Wild animals gettin' wild ... oh come on why don't you just piss in my ear and tell me it's raining too. That there is the sound of a couple 'coons making love, sweetie love. Know what I mean?"
Merle: "The least they can do is give us an enchilada or something. Easy does it senorita, everything is gonna be fine..."
Daryl: "You lost your hand cause you're a simple minded piece of sh!t!"
Daryl: "He's Korean!" Merle: "Whatever, man."
Daryl: "I may be the one that's walking away, but you're the one that's leaving!"
Glenn: "With Daryl gone, and Rick wandering crazy town, I'm the next in charge."
Rick: "I, I've been, I've got stuff … out here. stuff..."
Axel: "My brother? Hell no! He had a real money problem … he didn't lend me any! One time that sonofa…(blammo!)"
Winner: Merle. DUH!
What everyone is up to
Rick: Looking through fences A LOT to suggest that maybe he's a prisoner of his own madness?
Carl: Shooting his cowboy gun at the zombies. Trying to figure out what all those dang walkers are doing in the tombs!
Glenn: Giving a sweet Ray Lewis pregame speech ("We're gonna defend this place. We're making a stand!") and bossing everyone around.
Daryl: Coveting a pot to piss in. Ahh the creature comforts...
Carol: Using Axel as an awesome human shield like in Total Recall. Flirting with Ax.
Hershel: Hopping around on one leg and becoming the most sensible wizard in all the land.
Maggie: Giving Glenn the cold shoulder.
Beth: Teaching Maggie how to rear a child.
Andrea: Harshing Milton's buzz.
Michonne: Hiding out in her "Into the Wild" bus. Showing off her (lack of) shooting skills.
The Governor: Making Milton all nervous. Doubting Andrea. Killing my friend.
Merle: Spitting luigis all over the place and spitting racial epithets.
Axel: That's a wrap on Axel! Telling his awesome back story.
Milton: Acting all paranoid and stoned. Obsessively checking his wrist watch.
Best zombie kill
Umm, hello? Subaru Outback trunk slammed on zombies back of head and it smashed like a rotten watermelon? Hi?
I know that zombie's heads are kind of decayed and stuff but do you really think that its head would smash up so easily? A human skull is pretty strong. And aren't those trunks built to not slam too hard, probably so people couldn't slam a trunk on someone's head and kill them?
One of the guys that was tormenting Rick had a weird shape to his face. He had a big hook nose like he was that eagle from the Muppets.
Zombies: The official count was 31, for a total of 209 on the season. By my count there were 30, but that was just on a quick run through striking the 'x' key on my sick MacBook Pro every time I thought a zombie got iced. One off? Come on you guys that's pretty good...
Humans: I think there were three (Axl, the one Maggie shot in the guard tower, and that other guy). Would you really call them humans though? I mean they're more like savage animals it makes me sick to my stomach to even think about those pieces of disgusting dirt.
- Where are Morgan and Duane?
- How do Milton's inventions work?
- Where did Tyreese and his group go?
- Who was that foreign family and what were they saying?
A look ahead to next week's episode, "I Ain't a Judas"
Carl tells Rick you should stop, stop being the leader. Andrea wants to visit the prison but the Gov is like if you go it's a one way ticket on your last chance ride, it's a one way ticket to your suicide, it's a one way ticket and there's no way out alive. Andrea also kills a zombie out in the woods. And the Gov removes his eye patch. Hershel and Merle have a chit chat, and Merle tells Hersh how the Governor is gonna kill all of them.