The oddest 'Hunger Games' fan fiction [Pictures]
May the fics be ever in your favor -- and not weird you out too much.
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'Drunk Dailing' by xDisgraceful Avengerx( Lionsgate / November 19, 2013 )
Summary: In which Haymitch drunkenly prank-calls other characters. Enough said.
Our favorite line: "Buttercup. Lock the doors."