The oddest 'Hunger Games' fan fiction [Pictures]
May the fics be ever in your favor -- and not weird you out too much.
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'The Beauty Games' by CloveisAwesome( HANDOUT / MCT / November 3, 2012 )
Summary: Every year, Panem holds the Miss Panem Beauty Pageant, a contest fought to the death (of course). Miss District 12, Katniss, hopes she has what it takes to win the crown, but can she survive against an overconfident Glimmer, a manorexic Peeta and the reigning king of the pageant, Finnick Odair (above left).
Our favorite line: "'Oh wow, I'm such a klutz, but can I just say, I knew it! I knew your breasts weren't real.'"