Wilmer Valderrama: "US. S of State Hillary Clinton's a G! (GANSTA), LOVE Hillary! Colin Quinn: "Another great innovator who started in the 80s and regained popularity recently has died. Say hello to Mr. Jobs, Mr. Khaddafi." WINNER: Valderrama, who likely wasn't trying to be funny, but was. As opposed to Quinn, who was trying to be funny, but wasn't.