Proof this is a slow news day: This is what everyone is talking about online.
People love them some Clooney. I get it. People, for some reason, care more about his love life than how he's capable of making such great films as "Good Night, and Good Luck" and "Michael Clayton."
Now that he's single again, there's already fresh rumors of his new lady love.
And it just happens to be ex-wrestler, ex-Ravens cheerleader Stacy Keibler, who hails from Rosedale (b's Wesley Case said she's from "Long Legs, USA." Yes, he actually said that).
Clooney's rep told Yahoo's The Famous blog that this is the first he has heard of the alleged romance.
"George is finishing his movie and I haven't had any way to reach him for the past several weeks," Stan Rosenfield said, noting that Clooney never talks about his personal life.
The Famous also suggests that Keiber is leaving "cryptic" messages on Twitter, such as "Life really could not be any better, I'm smiling all day long."
So, for the record, if you tweet something about being in a good mood, you're dating George Clooney.
Apparently, this rumor is going around because "sources" say Keibler flew to Lake Como, Italy to be with Clooney on the Italian resort area he reigns over.
"George isn't ready for anything series," said the source, noting that he just got out of a two-year relationship with model Elisabetta Canalis. "This fling is purely for fun."
My fear is that if I get famous I'll have people knowing about my philosophies on "flings" and telling Perez Hilton about it.
So what do you think of this (maybe) couple?
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