Mitt Romney takes time to name all his children.

Random mention of Ann Romney’s love for dressage.

Random shot at Joe Biden

Romney uses the word “wimpy” to describe Obama’s handling of U.S. troops.

Romney pounces on Obama’s “Washington insider” gaffe

Obama pounces on anything Romney has said when he’s opened his mouth for the past two weeks.

Social Security discussion gets a Paul Ryan shout-out!

Finish your drink if:

This one word is mentioned: Romneycare

This one word is mentioned: Obamacare

Every time Planned Parenthood is mentioned

Rising gas prices are mentioned, followed by something about drilling in Alaska.

Somehow Paul Ryan’s P90X routine makes it into the conversation.

Random Clint Eastwood cameo

“Death panel” is said.