American Horror Story (series debut; 10 p.m.; FX)
Penn & Teller Tell a Lie (series debut; 10 p.m.; Discovery)
South Park (mid-season premiere; 10 p.m.; Comedy Central)
Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time (season premiere; 10:30 p.m.; Comedy Central)

THURSDAY
The League (season premiere; 10:30 p.m.; FX)

FRIDAY
Top Secret Recipe (series debut; 9 p.m.; CMT)
Say Yes to the Dress (season premiere; 9 p.m.; TLC)
Sanctuary (season premiere; 10 p.m.; Syfy)

SATURDAY
Rules of Engagement (season premiere; 8 p.m.; CBS)

SUNDAY
Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event (special; 8 p.m.; E!)

NEW ON DVD/BLU-RAY (Tuesday)
African Cats
Bored to Death: The Complete Second Season
Buck
Fast Five
Friday Night Lights: The Complete Series