If this wasn't loosely based on an actual event, I would have sworn it was bong-induced. Jesse Eisenberg plays a pizza guy forced to rob a bank while wearing a bomb vest with a 10-hour timer (which is probably just the third most stressful thing pizza delivery guys have to deal with). With a cast that also includes Aziz Ansari, Danny McBride and Nick Swardson, this has to be at least somewhat funny. Right? Out Friday.