So his "office" is in a mall, says he studied law at the Louvre and he never really knows what he's doing (or even knows basic law words, such as "jury" or "innocent"). But if we go to court, we might as well make it fun Best lawyer-speak: Lionel Hutz: I move for a "bad court thingy." Judge Snyder: You mean a mistrial? Lionel Hutz: Yeah! That's why you're the "judge" and I'm the "law-talking guy." Judge Snyder: The lawyer? Lionel Hutz: Right.