1950s video of eyewear fashion show from

Yes, dear hearts, Midweek Madness is back after a hiatus. For no particular reason, other than a strange interest in vintage anything and a desire to perk up your day with something totally absurd, this week's selection is an eyewear fashion show that you have to see to believe. Even then, you may harbor doubts.

I recently read a story referring to someone's "important glasses," and maybe that's the best description for these lovelies. Don't miss the last one -- that's my favorite. What an imaginative use of an abundant natural resource.