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Midweek Madness tries to keep warm with steamy video of Miss Piggy, Rudolf Nureyev

For fellow sufferers of polar vortexes (vortices?) -- and this winter really is getting to be a terrible bore, don't you think? -- Midweek Madness provides a steamy version of "Baby It's Cold Outside" to help you keep warm.

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