So, you didn't win the big Mega Millions jackpot? Well, neither did your trusty Midweek Madness provider. Or all his colleagues at The Sun who were so sure that, by pooling our resources, we were going to be one-percenters.

Well, time to get over it and listen to sage advice from the divine Judy Garland, whose 1937 recording seems all the more fitting for us poor losers today.