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Top 10 Signs You're a Hardcore 'Lost' Fan



The last episode of the TV show "LOST" will air on Sunday. Its cult of fans have an intense devotion to its labyrinthine storylines and plot twists. Are you one of those hardcore fans? Here's a Top 10 list of signs that might suggest you are.

10

You know all the lyrics to "You All Everybody" by Driveshaft.

9

You impulsively shaved your head — using a hunting knife.

8

You play 4-8-15-16-23-42 in the lottery every week.

7

You play 4-8-15-16-23-42 in the lottery every week — and you're scared to death of what might happen if you win.

6

The tiniest tendrils of black smoke make you flee in terror.

5

You don't want your spouse to find out that you're secretly bilingual.

4

Instead of saying "goodbye," you end phone calls with "See you in another life, brotha."

3

You call every woman you meet "Freckles."

2

On your recent trip to Hawaii, you spent all your time looking for polar bears, a hidden hatch, a rotting 17th-century slave ship and, most of all, the collective soul of the human race.

1

Permanent tattoo on the palm of your left hand: "NOT PENNY'S BOAT."

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