• Condition your hair by massaging it into your hair and scalp. Cover your head with a shower cap, wait several minutes, and shampoo. • Relieve sunburn pain by slathering mayonnaise over the affected area. • Clean piano keys with a little mayonnaise applied with a soft cloth. Wait a few minutes, wipe with a damp cloth and buff. • Remove bumper stickers by rubbing some mayonnaise over them. Let it sit for several minutes and wipe it off. It will also remove tar and pine sap.
Bill Hogan, Chicago Tribune