Actually, the contest had winners. It's a tie!
Believe it or not, "It's a Can" (entry No. 3), by Benjamin Fry, and "Twilight Resurrection" (entry No. 6), by the husband-and-wife team of Alexander D. Mitchell IV and Jenny Heidewald each got 24 votes. ...
I had to spend hours going through each comment by hand, deleting votes cast twice by the same IP address under different names. Thanks for playing fair, everybody. All in all, I ended up cutting about seven or eight fake votes.
Congrats to both of the artists. Now, I'm going to see what we can award you both as prizes. And thanks, everybody, for submitting some hilarious photos.