This is a much less funny version of the Overhead section* of Mobtown Shank. If you've never read the Shank's roundup of wacky Overheards, you should.
The setting: Rams Head Live, about an hour before the Beastie Boys are to take the stage.
The players: A blonde woman walks up to a security staffer at Rams Head Live
Woman: Hey, what's the deal with seating here?
Security staffer: We don't have seating.
Woman, in a Legally Blonde voice: Seriously?!?!?!?
*Careful, there is some profanity in the Overheard section. Just a heads up.