You're not going to find a better Valentine's Day itinerary in Baltimore. Not that I'm biased or anything.
I spend hours and hours and days and days rustling up five dates -- not five things, but five whole dates -- for less than $50 total. I called liquor stores, restaurants, comedy folks and event promoters and planned five different themed dates.
You're not going to find a list like this anywhere else.
The crappy part? Since Amie is in Argentina this month, I'm not going to go on a Valentine's Day date myself. Sniffle.
(Awesome photo by -- unsurprisingly -- the ever-awesome Sun photographer Monica Lopossay)