PJ, my new roommate from Atlanta, told me about a drinking game they have down there called Edward 40-hands.
Here's how it works: Your "buddies" duct tape two 40-ounce glass bottles of malt liquor to your hands. The rule is, you have to drink them both before you can have them removed.
Going to the bathroom is impossible, which means you have to hold it until you finish both. That's gotta be tough. 80 ounces of anything would make my bladder burst.
And, to make things even more delicious, he said by the time you finish the first one, the second one is warm from being taped for your hand for so long.
"It's awesome," he said, wryly.