Glenn's cartoon needs a caption. That's where you come in.
Send us your wryest one-liner for a chance to win a copy of the cartoon and see your caption printed in a future edition.
E-mail your submission to firstname.lastname@example.org by Dec. 22. Remember to include your name, address and phone number.
On Dec. 26, finalists will be posted on our website, www.HowardMagazine.com, where readers can cast a vote for their favorite until Dec. 30. A winner will be named in the February issue.