On weekday mornings, I'll post the most controversial, shocking and (of course) ridiculous stories for your reading pleasure. That way, when you walk into work, you'll be the master of witty conversation.
• He was for it, before he was against it: Romney now says Obama made things worse. (Washington Post)
• The provocateur-in-chief is back: Chavez returns to a hero's welcome. (Daily Mail)
• Texas showdown: Perry vs. Bush (NY Times)
• Scandal: Murdoch's British tab hacked dead girl's phone. (Guardian)
• Hunt down those 16-year-olds: Secret Service probes Fox News Twitter hack. (Fox News)
• As promised: Casey Anthony.