You might have heard how Arizona Sen. Jon Kyl made up a wildly incorrect statistic about Planned Parenthood and then, once he realized his mistake, put out a statement that said his previous remark was "not intended as a factual statement."
Well, today, comedian Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) has been lampooning Kyl on Twitter, making up crazy statements and then saying he never intended them to be factual.
As of 3 p.m. he's posted 30 jokes about Kyl.
Here are my favorite 10:
10: Jon Kyl's torso is covered in superfluous nipples.#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
9: Jon Kyl was sent from the future to kill Sarah Conner.#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
8: Jon Kyl sponsored S.410, which would ban happiness.#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
7: On weekends, Jon Kyl shoots manatees with paintball guns.#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
6: Jon Kyl once ate a badger he hit with his car.#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
5: Carly Simon wrote that song about Jon Kyl.#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
4: Jon Kyl assassinated Archduke Ferdinand.#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
3: Legally, Jon Kyl cannot be within 100 yards of Helen Mirren.#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
2: Jon Kyl is one of Gaddafi's sexy female ninja guards.#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
1: Jon Kyl let a game-winning ground ball roll through his legs in Game 6 of the '86 World Series. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatementCopyright © 2015, The Baltimore Sun