Childs Walker's colleagues might love to rip him because he went to that bastion of snootiness, Gilman. But hey, it's a good school and unlike most of them, he really did grow up here, loving life when the Orioles won the World Series in 1983 and hating Robert Irsay when the Mayflowers rolled out a few months later. He has written for The Sun since 2001 and for the sports department since 2005. Who else has written about cricket, rowing, professional wrestling, dog fighting, NASCAR and horse herpes in that span? Well, probably no one. And he'll also whip you at fantasy baseball (football, not so much.) He has the fullest shelf of sports books, the largest collection of MMA DVDs and the deepest obsession with baseball statistics of anyone in The Toy Department. So yeah, he's a big dork.